turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
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