he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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