You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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