Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
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Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
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I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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