it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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