I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
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