Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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