There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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