I've blown a few things in my day
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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