There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
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shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
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This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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