can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
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I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
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I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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