...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
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