these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
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Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
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I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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