If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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