i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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