I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
