Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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