are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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