At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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