At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
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I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
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The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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