I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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