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While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
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I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
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I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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