Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
She is in my trunk
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
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Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
It's never too late to be topless.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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