what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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