My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
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Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
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It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
im on a boat
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