Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
