How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
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She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
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Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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