I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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