I'm jealous of your bromance
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
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Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
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I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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