just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
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Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
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Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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