Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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