Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
are you so shy because you have an std?
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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