i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
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I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
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idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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