her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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