oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
you didnt know i had herpes?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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