Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Just cropdusted the office
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
how does that bad decision feel?
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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