Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Randomize
