Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
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Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
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He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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