the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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