WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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