yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
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Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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