I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
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Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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