Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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