he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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