with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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