I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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