So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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