He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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