Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
they're like a gay fantastic four
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
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YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year