their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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