So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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