your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
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remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
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He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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