hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Life is so much better after having sex.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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