If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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