Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
that may or may not have been my penis.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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